divine angst

I missed the email this week somehow, but here are the Friday Spies© anyway.

1. If you could change any element of your physical appearance, would you? If so, what would you change? If you could change any aspect of your personality would you?

Yes; I’d make my feet smaller; no, I am delightful as I am.

2. Name a good make-out song (I believe the kids these days would call that “baby-making music”).

You know, I don’t really like the whole idea of “making out music.” It just doesn’t make sense to me. You can’t enjoy the music fully when you’re necking, and you can’t enjoy the necking fully when you’re trying to enjoy the song.

That being said, I like soft, romantic music for date nights in—Norah Jones, Nat King Cole, Sinatra.

3. What did Britney say to Kevin when she found out she was pregnant? What was his response?

“I did it! I did it! Now I’m finally a real woman! Forget that “not a girl, not yet a woman” shit! I can make a baby!”
“Oh, crap. That’s another shortie. Man, I thought this one was gonna be fun for a while.”

4. Did Oswald act alone?

Of course not. Didn’t you see Zoolander?

5. Are you superstitious? Do you believe in luck, karma, fate, the supernatural, etc?

I don’t really believe in the supernatural, really, but I do believe in luck and in karma; I also believe that there are things some people are more sensitive to than others, which accounts for people with “psychic” abilities.