divine angst

The Friday Spies questions this week were inspired by the popular “Would You Rather?” game, Each question presents a choice between two possibly unappealing options. Please explain would you rather:

1. Live alone on a deserted island for 10 years or be paid to live at Neverland Ranch with the King of Pop for one year?

I would so pick the deserted island. C’mon. Free tanning? Check. Health food only? Check. Time for contemplation? Check. Versus, what, constant mind-spamming with crass commercialism and Jackson memorabilia? Desert island, totally.

2. Be deaf or blind?

I am totally a visual learner, so I guess I’d have to say deaf. I love music and I love to sing, but I am convinced that, because of the way my brain is wired, I would never be able to learn Braille. Sign language is visual, so I think I’d learn that more easily.

3. Have skin which changed color depending on your mood or visible sight lines?

Hm. This one is tricky. Probably the skin color thing. My moods are pretty apparent anyway. (Of course, I’m not really good at disguising where I’m looking anyway, so neither one of these would really cramp my style.)

4. Spend a year in prison or a year on tour with Celine Dion and John Tesh?

Yeah, I’ll suck it up with Celine and John. Maybe I can coax them into some practicing some medieval polyphony with me.

5. Have threesome with your close friends or with total strangers?

Um, neither?

Via BTQ