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July 5th, 2005

short men

Mr. Angst: Why do all the movies always show Tom Cruise running?

Me: So that no one can see him standing still and see how short he is.

posted by k at 9:00 pm | off the beaten path |

comments

kristine, love your deadpan humor.. lol

posted by shell, July 5th, 2005 at 9:53 pm

on behalf of short men everywhere, ouch.
;-)

posted by TP, July 6th, 2005 at 9:36 am

Short jokes are not cool.
:)

posted by Soup, July 6th, 2005 at 10:08 am

Hey, I’m short. I bag on Tom Cruise because he’s spent his entire life trying to convince the world that he’s really 5′10″ when he’s actually 5′8″. Revel in it, Tom! Throw away the lifts and enjoy flip-flops!

posted by kristine, July 6th, 2005 at 10:13 am

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

posted by E. McPan, July 6th, 2005 at 12:43 pm