August 24th, 2006
Welcome, kids!
Snarf.
Today, after my last interview of the day, I went to the big ladies room in the law school to change out of my suit. It was seriously hot down there, and I was in a HUGE hurry to take off my clothes.
So there I was, skirt halfway off, when the door opened behind me and in walked a Brand New One L. She stopped, put her hand over her mouth, and her eyes got REALLY WIDE. I am hoping this was just out of sheer shock, rather than out of, oh, I don’t know, disgust at seeing my tushy, but it was still pretty funny. I apologized, explained that I was changing clothes, and she stammered something about how nice the big ladies room was and scooted right on out of there.
By far, the BEST way to welcome new law students to campus, I think.
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That’s the perfect time to yell “AND THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!” before she shrieks and skitters out. I hope I can scare them appropriately tomorrow morning. Appropriately? Aproprietly? Apro… is it obvious I’ve been at a firm reception for the past three hours?
If she can’t handle a little stripping in the bathroom, she’s gonna have a hard time in law school.
HLS has changing screens in several of the first floor bathrooms. When I started school I was like, “That’s a bit excessive, isn’t it?” Then I figured out they were just as useful and glorious as the baskets of free tampons. bless you, Dean Kagan.
Baskets of free tampons? Wow, I thought we were doing well to have those machines on the wall — you know, the ones that have a quarter perpetually jammed in them?
We need a female dean!
Baskets of tampons?! Does Harvard also have bathroom attendants handing you cloth towels to dry your hands? I know this comment sounds bitchy, but its really meant out of sheer jealousy.