divine angst

My dog is licking my pants. Specifically, the leg of my jeans. This reminds me of a friend of mine from college who used to get drunk and tell people to lick her pants. She also had this t-shirt which she purchased in some second-hand store that had Chinese characters on it. Since she did not know what the characters meant, she decided one night that they must mean, “Lick my pants!” After that, instead of screaming at people to lick her pants, she’d just point to the t-shirt.

Lick my pants!

Yep, still makes me laugh.