Mr. Angst and I are having a little last-minute holiday bash tomorrow night (bash might be a strong word, but hey, it’s my party, I’ll call it what I want to) so I have been in full-on prep mode today.[]
So this will be the first of several food-related posts. This one is about the shopping.
Because this party is a pseudo-New Year’s celebration, I insisted that we must have tamales. Mr. Angst and I always have tamales on New Year’s; this year, however, we didn’t, because we didn’t quite know where to go that was close, the weather was wretched, and we were planning on having them tomorrow. We contemplated ordering some from a place back home, but they wanted to charge me fifty-four dollars for delivery, on three dozen tamales costing approximately $15. So I did some research and figured out where to go here in town for good tamales.
Since I was going to have to get a Zipcar, I just planned to get all of my shopping done at once—go get the tamales; then go to the big supermarket instead of the one a few blocks away, in the hopes that they’d have more of a selection; then go to Target and get a new baking sheet; and then go to Whole Foods for kirsch and cheese.
I started out by driving down to the neighborhood where the tamale place was. I had called earlier to make sure they could accommodate me—I wanted three dozen pork tamales—and they said they had them. But when I got there, they had no pork tamales left, only cheese and chicken. (Who eats cheese tamales??) I went down the street to a little supermarket, thinking they might have some, but no dice; and I went into the taqueria next to the little supermarket, but didn’t see tamales on the menu (and the line was out the door). I was one hour into my three-hour reservation on my Zipcar, and had no tamales to show for it.
Off I went to the supermarket, where I got everything I needed except rum, bourbon, and Gimme Lean vegetarian sausage. (More on that later.) However, the grocery store did have baking sheets, so I picked up one there instead of Target, cutting one stop out of my day. I also wanted to pick up some air filters for our HVAC unit and, back in Texas, always got those at the H.E.B. But they don’t sell air filters at the grocery store here, so I left without those.
Luckily, there’s a Home Depot by the supermarket, so I dashed in there and got air filters. They didn’t have the size I needed in the cheap kind, so I spent $2.75 each on two filters. (Our unit requires two filters.)
Now I had a car full of groceries, two air filters, and no rum, bourbon, or Gimme Lean—or tamales.
I had already decided that I didn’t need kirsch, and the supermarket had good Gruyere, so I wasn’t planning on going to Whole Foods at all. But I still needed Gimme Lean, and the Whole Foods is just up the street, so decided to make the stop anyway. Sure enough, they had Gimme Lean veggie sausage. I grabbed some fresh tortillas while I was there, and looked around fruitlessly for tamales. (Hey—back in Texas the gourmet grocery I preferred had tamales. As did the regular grocery store. Clearly, I am not in Texas.)
I had killed another hour of my reservation, and I still had a car full of (perishable) groceries, so I zipped home (hah, see what I did there?) and unloaded everything. But I still had no tamales!
After unloading, I still had half an hour—probably just enough time to get back down to the neighborhood where tamales can be found, if I could find a place that had them. So I did a quick Google search on my Blackberry. (Days like this are why I have a Blackberry, I tell you.) It gave me the name of two places, one which I knew I’d passed on my way back from the area. So I called and asked if they had three dozen pork tamales for me, and would they hold them. The lady told me they just had them and didn’t need to hold them. I flew down there in record time, ran in—and they looked at me like I was nuts. Turns out crazy lady assumed I asked for corn tortillas instead of pork tamales. I guess the gringa accent doesn’t get you much attention, because when I said, “I just called and you said you had tamales,” she said, “No, you asked for tortillas.” Um, I know the diff between tamales and tortillas, and I definitely did not ask for tortillas.
Sigh. Back in my car, I pulled my Google search back up and called the other place. “Yes, we have pork tamales.” “I’ll be right there!” A quick check of Google Maps (again, on the Blackberry, which really earned its keep today) and I knew how to get there. I pulled up and discovered . . . it was the taqueria I had dashed in and out of two and a half hours earlier. Sigh.
But they had my three dozen pork tamales, were super friendly, and didn’t make fun of my pathetic attempts to revive my college Spanish.
Next: Cooking, part 1.